Have to say I am a big fan of Patton Oswalt. Loved his work on Justified and have I've seen him recently on a few other shows -- Burn Notice comes to mind, but this cut 8 minute impromptu speech on Parks and Recreation has got to be one of the best things of his I have every seen. And, boy, is it getting coverage in the internets.
A bad pun, but it is being reported that Luke, Leia and Han are all coming back for the next Star Wars movie.
Foxtrot -- 05 May 2009
Darth Vader saying 'This is CNN.'
He has foreseen this.
It is your destiny!
Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as father and son!
If you choose to jump instead ...
... I have strategically place mattress's to cushion your fall and have men ready to come to your assistance.
The galaxy is ours!
I guess it makes him look more human and less cyborg.
People of Earth,
Your current Presidential candidates have failed me for the last time. Newt Gingrich is promising you a Moon Base by 2020, rather than a moon-sized laser that can destroy planets. Mitt Romney has vowed not to “light his hair on fire” just to rally the conservative base, whilst I have actually been on fire. In lava. Rick Santorum’s campaign has shown a “darker” side recently with his ‘Obamaville’ apocalypse advert, whereas I have actually gone to the Dark Side and authorised the apocalypse of Alderaan. And the less said about Obama’s failure to “change” America into a country that proudly builds AT-ATs the better. I have no choice. As of today, I am announcing my candidacy for the Presidency of the United States of America. I AM your future President.
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